Delilah DiCrescenzo is a runner who was also the inspiration for the song "Hey there Delilah" by the Plain White Tees.
She is an Olympic hopeful and at the same time responsible for a really annoying song. She isn't dating the singer of the song, and never was. But she is going with him to the Grammys next week because she hopes to, and I quote:
"humanize track and field before this summer's Olympics in Beijing"
Awww. That is so sweet.
I was going to say something about how I wished she was never born because that song gets on my last nerve and everywhere I went last summer it was on but I changed my mind. I feel sorry for her. Having a song like that written about me and having to hear it everywhere would annoy the crap outta me. I can't imagine how she feels. Having a song like "Layla" or "Wonderful Tonight" would be one thing...but "Hey there Delilah"? Not so much. Pattie Boyd she is not. Poor thing.
Anyways you can see the whole interview with her here if you are so inclined. She's kinda cute and like I said, pity her, don't hate her. Forever she will be reminded of that guy who hit on her with the line:
" 'I have a song about you already.' Obviously, there was no song. But I thought it was smooth..."
God. Lame.
[Ed. Note: All along I thought the song was about this Delilah. Man was I off.]
Labels: annoying, hey there SHUT THE FUCK UP, kickin lyrics straight to your brain, sort of related to sports
And pro-Cowboys! Yeah!
Now that I've taken a break from deep-frying a ham, bombing abortion clinics, cleaning my gun, and sleeping with my cousin, I'll post up some songs about the Cowboys:
Found here!
Clearly "Money for Punting" is my favorite because of my hardcore love of Dire Straits and Mat McBriar.
Now that I've got that out of the way it's time to read my Bible and drink a 24 pack of Lone Star.
[Ed. note: All joking aside I don't give two shits if Mandy wants to rant about the Cowboys. I know lots of people hate them. I'm not one of those crazy fans who is gonna not be friends with someone just because they don't like my favorite team. A team I was raised on and will raise my children on one day. And Mandy's right, we don't talk about our favorite teams, we just talk about boys all the time! Tee hee hee! Giggle giggle! Pillow fight!]
[Ed. note part deux: Spurs fans need not apply for friendship. There are some things I can stand, but Spurs fans can lick a cactus and then lick my ass. Wait, other way around. Lick my ass, then lick a cactus. I don't want cactus needles in my asshole.]
[Ed. note trois: I love Lone Star beer. That was not a joke. I am polishing off a 24 pack as I type.]
[Ed. note quatre: Yes, I am making fun of the Ed. note.]
Now that I've taken a break from deep-frying a ham, bombing abortion clinics, cleaning my gun, and sleeping with my cousin, I'll post up some songs about the Cowboys:
Found here!
Clearly "Money for Punting" is my favorite because of my hardcore love of Dire Straits and Mat McBriar.
Now that I've got that out of the way it's time to read my Bible and drink a 24 pack of Lone Star.
[Ed. note: All joking aside I don't give two shits if Mandy wants to rant about the Cowboys. I know lots of people hate them. I'm not one of those crazy fans who is gonna not be friends with someone just because they don't like my favorite team. A team I was raised on and will raise my children on one day. And Mandy's right, we don't talk about our favorite teams, we just talk about boys all the time! Tee hee hee! Giggle giggle! Pillow fight!]
[Ed. note part deux: Spurs fans need not apply for friendship. There are some things I can stand, but Spurs fans can lick a cactus and then lick my ass. Wait, other way around. Lick my ass, then lick a cactus. I don't want cactus needles in my asshole.]
[Ed. note trois: I love Lone Star beer. That was not a joke. I am polishing off a 24 pack as I type.]
[Ed. note quatre: Yes, I am making fun of the Ed. note.]
Labels: dallas cowboys, dont hate my because im beautiful hate me because i fucking LOVE the cowboys, kickin lyrics straight to your brain, post that involve licking laurens ass
Sometimes it's hard to be a woman
Giving all your love to just one man
You'll have bad times
And he'll have good times
Doing things that you don't understand
But if you love him you'll forgive him
Even though he's hard to understand
And if you love him
Oh be proud of him
'Cause after all he's just a man
Stand by your man
Give him two arms to cling to
And something warm to come to
When nights are cold and lonely
Stand by your man
And tell the world you love him
Keep giving all the love you can
Stand by your man
Labels: kickin lyrics straight to your brain, tammy wynette is one of my favorites to karaoke, tony romo
As Mandy mentioned below, the Stars are out. Saturday night was just a tease.
Speaking of Saturday night, I got drunk and declared to my friends that if the Stars won I would post something ridiculous that only I would find funny. Well, they didn't win but I'm going to post it anyways.
I don't really care and it makes me laugh uncontrollably.
H is for Hockey, that's good enough for me
H is for Hockey, that's good enough for me
H is for Hockey, that's good enough for me
Oh Hockey Hockey Hockey starts with H
H is for Hockey, that's good enough for me
H is for Hockey, that's good enough for me
H is for Hockey, that's good enough for me
Oh Hockey Hockey Hockey starts with H
The letter L sometimes looks like a hockey stick
A roller skate sometimes looks like ice skates
But they are not as good as ice skates
The moon looks like a hockey puck, but you can't play with it
H is for Hockey, that's good enough for me
H is for Hockey, that's good enough for me
H is for Hockey, that's good enough for me
Oh Hockey Hockey Hockey starts with H
YEAH!
Oh Hockey Hockey Hockey starts with H
OH BOY!
Oh Hockey Hockey Hockey starts with H
It was a lot funnier after those beers. But don't act like next time you've had a pitcher or two you won't stop singing it.
Thanks to:
Speaking of Saturday night, I got drunk and declared to my friends that if the Stars won I would post something ridiculous that only I would find funny. Well, they didn't win but I'm going to post it anyways.
I don't really care and it makes me laugh uncontrollably.
H is for Hockey, that's good enough for me
H is for Hockey, that's good enough for me
H is for Hockey, that's good enough for me
Oh Hockey Hockey Hockey starts with H
H is for Hockey, that's good enough for me
H is for Hockey, that's good enough for me
H is for Hockey, that's good enough for me
Oh Hockey Hockey Hockey starts with H
The letter L sometimes looks like a hockey stick
A roller skate sometimes looks like ice skates
But they are not as good as ice skates
The moon looks like a hockey puck, but you can't play with it
H is for Hockey, that's good enough for me
H is for Hockey, that's good enough for me
H is for Hockey, that's good enough for me
Oh Hockey Hockey Hockey starts with H
YEAH!
Oh Hockey Hockey Hockey starts with H
OH BOY!
Oh Hockey Hockey Hockey starts with H
It was a lot funnier after those beers. But don't act like next time you've had a pitcher or two you won't stop singing it.
Thanks to:
Mavs for 60. I wrote this sweet rhyme for Diop. And by wrote I mean completely ripped off Snoop Dogg.
When the D’s in the paint ma
Diop it like it's hot
Diop it like it's hot
Diop it like it's hot
When the Bucks try to get at ya
Dunk it like it's hot
Dunk it like it's hot
Dunk it like it's hot
And if a Nugget get a attitude
Diop it like it's hot
Diop it like it's hot
Diop it like it's hot
I got the sweatband on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon
And I roll with GGS cause I got it going on
Thanks to the Boss Dogg. Yeah, I had to do that.
But in all seriousness Dirk got injured tonight. And I think I know why. He was thinking of me and got distracted. I guess not spending every waking hour with me is harder than I thought. Damn you injury causing good looks. Damn you.
Diop it like it's hot
Diop it like it's hot
Diop it like it's hot
When the Bucks try to get at ya
Dunk it like it's hot
Dunk it like it's hot
Dunk it like it's hot
And if a Nugget get a attitude
Diop it like it's hot
Diop it like it's hot
Diop it like it's hot
I got the sweatband on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon
And I roll with GGS cause I got it going on
Thanks to the Boss Dogg. Yeah, I had to do that.
But in all seriousness Dirk got injured tonight. And I think I know why. He was thinking of me and got distracted. I guess not spending every waking hour with me is harder than I thought. Damn you injury causing good looks. Damn you.
Labels: diop, kickin lyrics straight to your brain, lauren's future husband, mavs
