FAKE, EH?

0 Comments Published by lauren on 9/21/2007 at 11:01.

I'm not trying to hate on Oscar or anything like that, but if you dress up in women's lingerie while playing sex games at a hotel in Philly then just own it.

"He wore size 9 ladies shoes. He also liked wearing thigh-high nylons. He liked sex games. He and the girl would sit in a chair that they'd pretend was a motorcycle. He'd pretend he was the girl on the back of motorcycle. She'd be the guy. He'd grab her around the waist and squeal, 'Faster! Faster!'" - NYDN

Yikes. The stripper also said that he liked being called Goldie.

I love that one of the arguments about those pictures being fake was because of "his lack of a wedding ring." Don't guys usually take of their rings when they get hotel rooms with strippers from Scores to play out their fantasy of being a biker chick?

And when you think about it...do you really want Mario Lopez defending you? I wouldn't put it past AC Slater to join in on the panty fun.

I'm not sure why I'm making a big deal about this. I guess I just like the truth. I have a hunger for justice. I want to have a sit down with him and tell him that I demand the truth . And then I want him to be all, "You can't handle the truth!" And then I can be all "Oh yeah? Where were you the night of May 17th?" And then he can fire back, "What I do on my own time is my business!" And then Mandy can step in and throw some legal terms at him that I've never even heard of. Then we might all have a good cry and go purse shopping.

[Pictures found here]

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Labels: light in the loafers, oscar de la hoya, shopping

OSCAR I HAD NO IDEA

4 Comments Published by lauren on 9/19/2007 at 13:12.

Speechless.

What an ugly couch.

More here - [Oh no they didn't]

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Labels: he looks better than some females i know, light in the loafers, oscar de la hoya

I DON'T BLAME HIM

2 Comments Published by lauren on 9/18/2007 at 10:17.

I'd wanna kiss Tim Tebow too.

Apparently it's a big deal that University of Florida safety Tony Joiner kissed QB Tim Tebow on the cheek after a touchdown pass on Saturday. But look at him:

I'd kiss him every chance I got!

Joiner, who lives with Tebow, told news media after the game: "That's my roommate. I love him. We've grown close. That's not the first time I've kissed him." When asked if he's kissed other men, Joiner replied, "Not many. Probably just my dad and Tim Tebow."

Now see? That is just sweet.

"The truth of the matter is we could all learn something from Tebow and Joiner’s kiss...The bond that these players share and the fact that they’re more emotionally linked as brothers, not mere coworkers, is something to strive for in everyday life." [Source]

And I don't see the big deal with showing teammates affection. When Mandy and I played sports we did it all the time. Playful ass slaps, chest bumps, pillow fights, brushing each others hair...I don't see anything out of the ordinary with any of that.

Here's the video:

And sadly no, there is no video of Mandy and I. Sorry.

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Labels: hot, lezzzin out, light in the loafers, youtube goodness

ANOTHER SEASON IS UPON US

5 Comments Published by lauren on 5/16/2007 at 15:35.

No, not baseball season. Not football season...not hockey...not golf...WEDDING SEASON.

This little lady already has a full June booked up. I've been to Bed, Bath and Beyond so much I might as well work there.

My invitation must still be lost in the mail for the Hawk-Quinn wedding. Good thing pictures of it were posted on The Big Lead today. By the way, the Quinn is Brady Quinn's sister, Laura, and the Hawk would be AJ Hawk of the Packers. (Only a year older than me. Yikes.)

Aw, the happy couple. And the hideous bouquet. Well congrats to Laura on snagging her $37.5 million dollar hubby. So what if he looks like a creature from some sort of lagoon, money does buy happiness people.

The wedding had it all: a bag piper, a Gaelic singer, a God awful off-white dress (at least she's honest) with ruffles and tiers down the back (tiers belong on a cake, honey), and a closeted future quarterback for the Browns dancing around like one of the village people.

I can only hope that one day my brother does that at my wedding to a professional athlete.

Also, in case your invite ended up with "Return to Sender" stamped on it you can still get them something off their registry here.

Too bad someone beat me to the Elegant Heart Bundt Pan and the Yankee Candle Housewarmer Country Linen 10-Ounce Tumbler Accent Candle. Damnit.

[The Big Lead]

Labels: brady quinn, horrible weddings, light in the loafers

BIFF AND A-ROD

3 Comments Published by lauren on 4/11/2007 at 01:52.

If you missed Letterman tonight you missed this:

But you can still see it here: CBS.com. The whole thing was pretty funny.

I've never really found A-Rod attractive but damn...after I get done doing my laundry on those abs I'll volunteer to rub him down next. I could say so many things about his bat and balls. I'd be his shortstop. I'd let him round my bases. And if he's up for it we could go for extra innings.

I can dream all I want...I'm just not his type...

...male.

Labels: A-rod, light in the loafers, masturbate and cry

INDIANAPOLIS COLTS TRYING THEIR DAMNEDEST TO BE THE NEW CINCINNATI BENGALS

0 Comments Published by mandy on 3/27/2007 at 01:02.

This was rather overlooked amidst the Joe Theismann drama today, and overshadowed by the continuing legal woes of Pacman Jones, but on Sunday Dexter Reid became the second Indianapolis Colt to be arrested since the Super Bowl.

Reid, a Norfolk native, was driving a black 2004 GMC SUV when he was pulled over at 4:32 a.m. in the city, police spokesman Sgt. Brian Ricardo said. While officers were investigating, they found a hangdun and marijuana in the vehicle, Ricardo said. Reid, 26, was cooperative with officers, who charged him with first-offense possession of a concealed weapon and with a felony charge of possession of marijuana."

Fellow Colt Dominic Rhodes was arrested for DWI and pissing all over himself just over a month ago. And while he didn't get himself arrested, Dallas Clark was recently ejected from a girls high school basketball game for harassing the refs. Nice.

They've got a lot of ground to cover to keep up with the Bengals, but the off season is shaping up pretty nicely so far. What's next? A Peyton Manning- Kenny Chesney sodomy charge?

*Ok, enough with the Peyton Manning gay jokes for awhile. It's getting harder and harder for me to hate the Fetus-Head. Especially after his stint on SNL. He took one of the most decidedly unfunny shows ever and made it good, if only for an hour or two. He's a Super Bowl MVP and a funny, likeable guy, and the best insult I can come up with is to suggest that Peyton, a married man, is a homosexual? Pathetic. That said, you know he's a total fag. Just kidding Peyton, please don't bean me in the head with a football.

Watch the United Way skit again!: