In honor of opening day enjoy this hilarious mashup of "The Sandlot" and "300":
And now a 6 pack of High Life and the games on tv are calling my name.
[found here and the youtubes]
And now a 6 pack of High Life and the games on tv are calling my name.
[found here and the youtubes]
Labels: mlb, opening day, youtube goodness
A few days ago the crazy good lookin' guys at Rumors and Rants invited the two of us to write a little somethin'-somethin' about our favorite baseball players to be used in a post of theirs called "Sports Bloggers Reveal Their Favorite Baseball Players". Good title.
We both just wanted to thank those boys for letting us be apart of it.
Muah!
-Lauren and Mandy xoxo
We both just wanted to thank those boys for letting us be apart of it.
Muah!
-Lauren and Mandy xoxo
Labels: ball games of all kinds, links, mlb
When we aren't busy watching countless hours of porn sports and drinking amazing amounts of beer, we (like most girls) dream of that perfect guy out there just waiting to sweep us off our feet...okay, that's a lie. Lemme try this again...
When we aren't busy watching countless hours ofporn sports and drinking amazing amounts of beer, we dream of those perfect guys out there just waiting to have amazing sex with us. There. That's more like it. So in the hopes of reeling in one of these fine specimens that we wanna lay we're sending them love letters. This week it's our favorite hot relief pitcher from our Texas Rangers: CJ Wilson
When we aren't busy watching countless hours of
Dearest CJ...
If there was one man in all of
We could use a pitching lesson. You bring the bat and balls, we'll bring the glove. The love glove.
We have a lot of things in common:
-You have a 4.06 ERA. We have great DSL.
-You play for the Rangers. We watch the Rangers.
-You are from Newport Beach, CA. My grandma smokes Newports.
-You have 3 first names (Christopher John Wilson). We have three things we could do to you that would make you forget all of your names.
-You love Guitar Hero, tattoos, and Animal Planet. We love Guitar Hero, tattoos on you, and Animal Planet. (No joke here)
-You bat left and throw left. We're ambidextrous. Think about the possibilities.
We're willing to look past the fact that you are Straight Edge if you are willing to look past the fact that we are okay with sex in public places. We can also look past the fact that because you are Straight Edge you don't drink, if you can look past the fact that we drink enough to make David Wells look Straight Edge.
So bring your live fastball and hard sinker over to our place, CJ. I'm sure we'll be able to help you sink your hard bat and we'll be sure to mind the fastballs, too.
Love,
Lauren and Mandy xoxo
(Info on this weeks object of our desire was found here)
Labels: ball games of all kinds, love letters, masturbate and cry, mlb, tap dancing on that line between flattery and insanity, texas rangers
