I live in the DFW area so my local news is all up on the Samsung 500. Blah blah blah 12 different winners in 12 different races...blah blah blah something about points...blah blah blah Junior...
Alright here's the deal. I'm still hungover from that Stars game I stayed up to watch. I was gonna write a lovely anecdote about how a few years ago I did the Richard Petty driving experience with my dad and brother and how awesome I was at riding in a fast car. But all I really wanna do is eat some greasy food, drink a gallon of orange Gatorade and pass the hell out.
Here just enjoy this picture of Jessica Biel:
Alright here's the deal. I'm still hungover from that Stars game I stayed up to watch. I was gonna write a lovely anecdote about how a few years ago I did the Richard Petty driving experience with my dad and brother and how awesome I was at riding in a fast car. But all I really wanna do is eat some greasy food, drink a gallon of orange Gatorade and pass the hell out.
Here just enjoy this picture of Jessica Biel:
I don't mind putting her up on here because Mandy and I both appreciate girls that got that booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhere. Yeah, we got back and front.
Jessica was recently voted Stuff magazine's sexiest woman. They must have missed all your write in votes for me.
Labels: lezzzin out, nascar, phoning it in
