Once again I will be filling out my bracket with randomly guessed picks. Last year I filled it out by picking whose mascot would win in a fight. I paired them together in a battle in my imagination and who ever won that wonderful battle was sure to win in the game. How did I do? I wasn't dead last. (I also bet with imaginary money that I created in my mind so in a way I WON.) This year, I plan on doing about the same thing. Because what is sports betting if it doesn't involve wild hallucinations that come out of the mind of a 23 year old blogger?
But if you want some actual insight into the world of the NCAA just check out what smarty pants Dan Shanoff has to say. And if you need a blank bracket card then just clickity click this link for a printable march madness bracket.
[ED NOTE: When doing a search for "March Madness Logo" THIS image also came up on the first page. Odd.]
Labels: imagination time, ncaa, yo gabba gabba induced hallucinations

Again. 84-75. My bracket continues to 0wn. More later.

[Second image courtesy of Photoshop Master RaulAzul from Bruin Report Online]
Labels: ncaa
My partner in life crime is kicking a lot of ass on the sportsocracy's celeb bracket thing.
Take that, haters.
Not only is she smarter and prettier than you, she is also better at picking teams than you.
I guess you could say Mandy has out whataburgered the other celebs on that bracket. Harumph harumph harumph.
I am the funniest person alive.
Take that, haters.
Not only is she smarter and prettier than you, she is also better at picking teams than you.
I guess you could say Mandy has out whataburgered the other celebs on that bracket. Harumph harumph harumph.
I am the funniest person alive.
Labels: brackets, mandy's sexiness, ncaa
Truth be told NCAA coverage makes me yawn. Mandy isn't doing too bad on her Pittsburgh Celebrity NCAA Pool. But I think we both agree that the e-sports world is kind of boring during this time.
I decided that on this rain filled Monday I would instead find some brackets even I could get into.
Luckily Collegehumor.com is always ready for me.
Their Disney Princess bracket is just what I need. Now, I'm not saying I'm an expert on the subject...but I do know a 5-year-old who is (not mine). And although I can't believe Ariel got taken down in the first round, I am glad to see Belle in the finals. In my humble opinion I think she should triumph over Sleeping Beauty.

And if that is just a little too girly for you, how about Bullz-eye.com's Badass bracket? Round 1 is over, but there is still time to vote in Round 2.
I decided that on this rain filled Monday I would instead find some brackets even I could get into.
Luckily Collegehumor.com is always ready for me.
Their Disney Princess bracket is just what I need. Now, I'm not saying I'm an expert on the subject...but I do know a 5-year-old who is (not mine). And although I can't believe Ariel got taken down in the first round, I am glad to see Belle in the finals. In my humble opinion I think she should triumph over Sleeping Beauty.

And if that is just a little too girly for you, how about Bullz-eye.com's Badass bracket? Round 1 is over, but there is still time to vote in Round 2.

Yes. This will do. I was so excited about this bracket I passed out. But don't worry, it's not a health issue. I pass out all the time. Usually it's because I see my own dead sexy reflection in the mirror. But sometimes it's because Mandy reminds me how awesome we are, and in turn I fall down.
Labels: brackets, ncaa, random, tomfoolery

Well, Lauren and I have yet again confused St. Patrick's Day with Cinco de Mayo (how do these things keep happening?!), so we'll be spending the rest of the week in San Antonio. Coincidentally, the NCAA Tournament officially kicks off today, so you'll have plenty of sports action to keep you occupied while we're gone.
My bracket for the Pittsburgh Celebrity Blogger NCAA Pool should be up on Sportsocracy pretty soon should you feel the need to mock me mercilessly or to further question my already questionable judgment.
We'd like to wish everyone a Happy St. Patty's Day - and you kids stay safe. We'll just be trying to stay out of jail. We'll be back on Monday, or whenever our hangovers clear.

You hate to see us go, but you love to watch us walk away.
We've given you plenty of T, so we thought it was time for some A. Jeff Reed heartily approves. What's that Jeff? You like what you see on the left? Yeah...that's all me baby....
So 'til Monday friends. If any crazy shit goes down over the weekend, we damn well better be reading about it in our inboxes.
Labels: chronic alcoholism, flirtin' with disaster, holidays, jeff reed, ncaa, our fine asses, road trip