
What do these things have in common?
Sure Plaxico can predict a Super Bowl win...but can he tell me what lies ahead for my future? Can he tell me who my soul mate is? What job I will end up in? WHAT DAY I WILL DIE???
Well, The Wade Blogs has just those answers.
No, they don't know when I'm going to die, but they do have a shit ton of Plaxico predictions.
He's no Dionne Warwick, but damn with some blush, a little bit of mascara, well we could try. He's a pretty man. But I don't he could sing it like her.
Ah man, now I have "Do you know the way to San Jose" stuck in my head. Speaking of Dionne Warwick, she was the subject of one of my favorite parts in one of my favorite movies, My Best Friends Wedding (Oh shut up I've loved it since I was like 13). Haha. Oh man.
"Who's Dionne Warwick?"
"She's Whitney Houston's aunt!"
Ah, Hell to the NO! Oh Whitney Houston. Man this post is going everywhere. Doody bubbles.
Jesus. I can't stop laughing. Whew....
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