While I'm hating on the Spurs...here are some horribly recorded videos of them making asses of themselves.
The Spurs reenacted a bunch of musical numbers for their Tux N Tennies Charity Event, and lucky for us, the videos have found their way on to the internet. I'd give the Spurs credit for putting on a charity event, but really I just hate them too much. I'd much rather laugh at them. And so should you.
Bruce Bowen in "Flashdance" - probably the scariest of the bunch
Robert Horry in "The Sound of Music"
Tony Parker and Eva Longoria (why must she work her way into everything Spurs-related?) in "Grease"
Li'l Timmy Duncan in Jersey Boys
[Thanks to Fan IQ]
The Spurs reenacted a bunch of musical numbers for their Tux N Tennies Charity Event, and lucky for us, the videos have found their way on to the internet. I'd give the Spurs credit for putting on a charity event, but really I just hate them too much. I'd much rather laugh at them. And so should you.
Bruce Bowen in "Flashdance" - probably the scariest of the bunch
Robert Horry in "The Sound of Music"
Tony Parker and Eva Longoria (why must she work her way into everything Spurs-related?) in "Grease"
Li'l Timmy Duncan in Jersey Boys
[Thanks to Fan IQ]
Labels: bruce bowen, eva longoria, robert horry, spurs, tim duncan, tony park-HUR
Not only is today my birthday, but today is the day Mandy sent me the music video of Tony Parker rapping.
Yes. Tony. Parker. Rapping.
As anyone who knows me can tell you, there is nothing that brings me more joy in this world than making fun of Tony Parker. I respect him as a basketball player and all...but he makes it really really really easy. Not only is he French (I speak French), not only is he engaged to an annoying whore (Eva), not only does he kind of sound like a downy when he talks because of his accent (c'mon you know he does) and not only is he on a team that rivals my Mavs (Spurs), BUT NOW HE RAPS!!!! YES!
"Oh bonjour! J'mappelle Tony Park-hur! Oh la la!"
This is seriously the greatest present anyone could have given me. And the big giant bow on top is when Tim Duncan appears at 1:56. He still looks confused.
"I'm Tim Duncan...where am I? In a rap video? I am so high.....I have no idea what's going on right now..."
I just wish you all could be here right now to actually see the impression. It's GOLD. Comedy gold.
VIA WBRS sports blog
Yes. Tony. Parker. Rapping.
As anyone who knows me can tell you, there is nothing that brings me more joy in this world than making fun of Tony Parker. I respect him as a basketball player and all...but he makes it really really really easy. Not only is he French (I speak French), not only is he engaged to an annoying whore (Eva), not only does he kind of sound like a downy when he talks because of his accent (c'mon you know he does) and not only is he on a team that rivals my Mavs (Spurs), BUT NOW HE RAPS!!!! YES!
"Oh bonjour! J'mappelle Tony Park-hur! Oh la la!"
This is seriously the greatest present anyone could have given me. And the big giant bow on top is when Tim Duncan appears at 1:56. He still looks confused.
"I'm Tim Duncan...where am I? In a rap video? I am so high.....I have no idea what's going on right now..."
I just wish you all could be here right now to actually see the impression. It's GOLD. Comedy gold.
VIA WBRS sports blog
Labels: music videos, nba, tony park-HUR, youtube goodness
