BAHAHAHHAHA!

Here is video of Kobe Bryant throwing a towel at a ladies face:

I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old.

LMAO!!!!!!1!!! ROFL!!!!!1!!!!!!ROLFFLEHOUSE!!!!!111LOLERCOASTER!!!!11!!! KEKEKEKKKEKEKEKEKEKEE!

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HITLER WAS A COWBOYS FAN

CAN WE TELL I'M BEING LAZY?

Yes. Yes we can. But it's Friday and I'm not quite functioning yet. I'm just waiting for that 5 o'clock whistle to blow and to skip my way into my local watering hole and drink myself sick.

So until that time comes, we had a reader tip us off to the following video. And since we LOVE reader tips here it is:



Yeah, I kinda wanna punch that guy in the balls.

Thanks to Bryan

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I DON'T BLAME HIM

I'd wanna kiss Tim Tebow too.

Apparently it's a big deal that University of Florida safety Tony Joiner kissed QB Tim Tebow on the cheek after a touchdown pass on Saturday. But look at him:

I'd kiss him every chance I got!

Joiner, who lives with Tebow, told news media after the game: "That's my roommate. I love him. We've grown close. That's not the first time I've kissed him." When asked if he's kissed other men, Joiner replied, "Not many. Probably just my dad and Tim Tebow."

Now see? That is just sweet.

"The truth of the matter is we could all learn something from Tebow and Joiner’s kiss...The bond that these players share and the fact that they’re more emotionally linked as brothers, not mere coworkers, is something to strive for in everyday life." [Source]

And I don't see the big deal with showing teammates affection. When Mandy and I played sports we did it all the time. Playful ass slaps, chest bumps, pillow fights, brushing each others hair...I don't see anything out of the ordinary with any of that.

Here's the video:


And sadly no, there is no video of Mandy and I. Sorry.

[Source]

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RANDY MOSS ANSWERING MACHINE

The phone seems to be my theme today...from the guys at Southpaw:





[Via SI.com]

(Shout out to Walter for the link!)

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TONY ROMO AT THE CLUB

NSFW if you can't watch Girls Gone Wild type videos in your place of business:



He's only there for like 2 seconds, but looks goofy as hell for those 2 seconds. According to Youtube this was uploaded June 20th. And as far as I can tell from my extensive research dickin' around on the internets, this isn't the latest CNU party for The Big D.


[Youtube]
[College Nights Uncensored]

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MAVS BLOOPERS

During halftime last night they showed the Mavs Blooper reel. Here it is for all to enjoy:

(it's only 4 minutes long)




The best part is at the 1:08 mark.

Man, Dirk and I belong together. The Mick Jagger impression is my favorite.

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SOME PEOPLE NEED HOBBIES





Those guys are...well...they're something.

I have no idea what "A Fall in Dreamland" is but if you know anything about it drop an email because I am interested.

[Shout out to Walter Melon for sending these our way]

(And the hangover is gone in case you were wondering)

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YOU SUCKAS GOT SERVED

For some reason unbeknownst to me Thunder, the mascot for the Golden State Warriors and Harry the Hawk of the Atlanta Hawks decided to have a dance-off the likes of which hasn't been seen since Footloose during the NBA All-Star Weekend. And for some reason even more unbeknownst to me whoever filmed the dance-off decided to keep it from us until now. I couldn't be happier that this has finally seen the light of day. It's nice to see that something good besides the addition of "making it rain" to our vernacular came out of All-Star Weekend.



I'm going to go ahead and declare Harry the Hawk the winner. The Worm pretty much trumps everything in my book. And the Backwards Worm trumps EVERYTHING. I don't even care that he had to use a stunt double.


If you question my judgment, perhaps you should take this into account. And perhaps you can kiss my ass.



[Big ups to The Basketball Jones for providing us this awesome little slice of YouTube.]

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YOU'RE KILLING ME SMALLS (x300)

In honor of opening day enjoy this hilarious mashup of "The Sandlot" and "300":



And now a 6 pack of High Life and the games on tv are calling my name.

[found here and the youtubes]

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KEEPING YOU IN THE KNOW, DEAR READER

Mandy and I mention "getting out whataburgered" a lot. We realize some of our readers who have never seen this commercial have no idea what we are talking about.

Here. Enjoy:



[Shout out to Trenton for getting this stuck in our vocabulary]

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PEYTON IS HUMAN

Have a good Monday morning. Here are the highlights from last night. Careful with the '300' sketch. He is shirtless. And it is frightening.







And even though I hate what she has on, just look at her legs:

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THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY EVER!

Not only is today my birthday, but today is the day Mandy sent me the music video of Tony Parker rapping.

Yes. Tony. Parker. Rapping.

As anyone who knows me can tell you, there is nothing that brings me more joy in this world than making fun of Tony Parker. I respect him as a basketball player and all...but he makes it really really really easy. Not only is he French (I speak French), not only is he engaged to an annoying whore (Eva), not only does he kind of sound like a downy when he talks because of his accent (c'mon you know he does) and not only is he on a team that rivals my Mavs (Spurs), BUT NOW HE RAPS!!!! YES!



"Oh bonjour! J'mappelle Tony Park-hur! Oh la la!"

This is seriously the greatest present anyone could have given me. And the big giant bow on top is when Tim Duncan appears at 1:56. He still looks confused.

"I'm Tim Duncan...where am I? In a rap video? I am so high.....I have no idea what's going on right now..."

I just wish you all could be here right now to actually see the impression. It's GOLD. Comedy gold.

VIA WBRS sports blog

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CAN THE MAVS WIN 72 GAMES?

WBRS Sports Blog posited the same question today, and Bentley Green is here to tell you the answer to that question is HELL and YES.

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I'VE CALLED IT AN EARLY NIGHT TO BRING YOU THIS

Tom Cavanagh, of Ed and Love Monkey "fame", was just on Late Night with Conan O'Brien and regaled us with his tale of how he tried to go to Minxx that fateful night in February.

No new details, it actually sounded like he read it straight from here. But the best part of the interview was Conan's questioning the act of "making it rain."

"Do you have like an air gun?"

Well Conan, there were guns involved...but not of the air variety.

And in true Lauren fashion, I posted that just so I could post something else. Tom was there to promote Gray Matters. Yes, the one where Tom Brady's baby mama makes out with rollergirl.

Thank me later. Even if you've seen it on TV. Just thank me later.

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IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON

Posted on Deadspin was this gem:



Upon viewing, Mandy and I had this to say:

L: Romo should be in the audience at a Carrie Underwood concert.
M: More like Romo should be IN Carrie Underwood. Heh heh heh heh.
L: Heh heh heh.
(10 minutes of immature snickering)
L: Poor Ryan Cabrera. No one wants you on stage.


What You See After You Hang Out With The Gonzaga Basketball Team

Tony Romo and Mr. Belding Singing...

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