I popped into my local Big Lots to pick up some stuff that I really have no use for and found my favorite water for the bargain price of $1. And to my surprise and excitement my 3rd favorite Canadian is on the bottle (the 1st being Ryan Reynolds, the second being Ryan Gosling mmmmm).
(yes, that's my bottle of water and my copy of the entire series of "1st and 10" (behind it) on DVD which was also purchased at big lots)
I love when athletes sponsor shit. Because of Troy Aikman I use Acme Brick. When I discovered cracks in my foundation I, of course, turned to Olshan foundation repair thanks to Nolan Ryan. I switched my cell phone coverage to Sprint due to the laser rocket arm himself. And although my Viagra comes from across the border and not a pharmacist, I was still convinced to try it after seeing Rafael Palmeiro's commercial.
Nash's role as the water boy is at least a noble one. It's for an effort to create safe water supplies in developing countries around the world blah blah blah. And if you go to the Clearly Canadian website they have some prizes and stuff.
The hoser water should give me the grand prize for just talking about it.
I don't think there is any flavored water in that man's system in that picture...
And in other greasy Canadian news: Nash should be back for Tuesday night's game. After testing his shoulder in practice on Monday he hopes to return for Tuesday night's game against (fellow crazy hair) Chris Kaman and the clippers. "Steve looked great," Creepy D'Antoni said. "His legs looked great." D'Antoni better be glad his sweet legs Nash is coming back. They are 4 games behind my Mavs.
Labels: flavored water, Nash, nba, random
And when you come to visit you will use Time Warner Cable because Manu Ginobli says so. You will want to purchase a car from Ancira because Robert Horry does, you will also want to purchase a vehicle from Gunn because Tim "I'm too stoned" Duncan makes an apperance. There is so so so so much more too. Small market. One team. They run the show.
Which is really annoying.