"WOOOOOHOOOO Wade Phillips show me them titties!"
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Ok, I'll wait until that horrific mental image leaves your brain and you stop dry heaving.
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So here goes. According to James Woods, OJ Simpson and Nicole Brown Simpson once propositioned him for a three-way and when he declined Nicole tried to hook up with him behind OJ's back.
As they sat in a fancy restaurant in Palm Springs and Simpson got into a conversation with Nicole's sister Denise Brown, Nicole began eyeing Woods. "[She was] this curvy, gorgeous blonde . . . and she starts talking to me, and everything is about how she is really not happy with her marriage. I'm going through a divorce at the time, and I'm taking the bait. I guess I'm kind of being set up," Woods recalled.
Later, when he got back to his hotel, Woods said O.J. and Nicole, looking cozy, walked by his room and invited him for a "late-night nightcap" in their suite. "It was very odd," he told Ferguson. "About four days later, I get at my house a letter from her, 'Dear Jimmy,' with a little heart where the 'i" is, [saying] 'O.J. is out of town, maybe you would like to get together.' [I thought], this can't be possible."
I'd write more about James Woods's amazing judgment and foresight, but the thought of OJ Simpson and James Wood naked and grinding on each other pretty much made me retarded. And blind. I don't even know what I'm typing anymore.
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At least that's what the good folks at AOL Sports tell us.
Ashley Force has been named the winner of the first annual "Hottest Athlete" poll on AOL Sports.
The Web site's users voted on the best-looking men and women in sports over several weeks and National Hot Rod Association star Force beat out football hunk Tom Brady, as well as fellow motorsports competitor Danica Patrick for the honor.
Force, the daughter of longtime NHRA star John Force, spent two seasons in the entry-level Super Comp class and three more in the Top Alcohol Dragster class before becoming the 10th woman in NHRA history to earn a license to compete in the Funny Car division.
Click here and here for the women's and men's brackets, respectively. Ufford over at With Leather will be sad to hear that Allison Stokke didn't even make it out of the first round. I was personally rooting for Paula Creamer because well, if she won the jokes would have just written themselves for me.
As for Ashley, she's alright I guess, but I suppose anyone looks pretty good when they're standing next to John Force all the time. She should just be glad that I ended my illustrious basketball career early.
And I really can't even comment on the men's bracket. It's all sorts of fucked up. Seriously. Where is
More Ashley for your viewing pleasure
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"He wore size 9 ladies shoes. He also liked wearing thigh-high nylons. He liked sex games. He and the girl would sit in a chair that they'd pretend was a motorcycle. He'd pretend he was the girl on the back of motorcycle. She'd be the guy. He'd grab her around the waist and squeal, 'Faster! Faster!'" - NYDNLabels: light in the loafers, oscar de la hoya, shopping
Anybody else remember that little Julius Jones story that happened back a few weeks ago? The whole shit-storm on KSK? The birth of Red and Juggs?
Well, lots of positive things came out of it. Our readership grew, people who had never read a sports blog before were sending us emails, we got some recognition on a local sports radio show, and a little men's magazine that you might have heard of, Esquire, found out about us.
We were asked to contribute to their Top 100 list about some trends that we were keeping our eye on in sports. We wrote a blurb about Brady Quinn, Sports Fans, and some of our favorite Extreme Reality shows. We're #67-71, to be exact.
AND they named this little ole' blog one of their Top 100 things they love in our culture right now. How kickass of them, huh?
A few different Dallas publications have taken wind of it (our good friend Andrea at the Dallas Observer and Zac Crain over at the FrontBurner). And we can't say enough how much the local support means.
Check it out online or even better, go pick up a copy. It's got the ultra sexy Benicio del Torro on the cover.
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While some college athletes are busy getting arrested, Colt just does one thing, and he does it well: Making my panties moist. And that my friends, is quite a joy. I've had a rough week, two tests in school, work was particularly trying, my hair is in this weird "I'm growing it out but it's hard to fix" faze...And then a lovely picture of Colt comes across my screen...and KA-POW! Everything is tingly.
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Apparently it's a big deal that University of Florida safety Tony Joiner kissed QB Tim Tebow on the cheek after a touchdown pass on Saturday. But look at him:
I'd kiss him every chance I got!Joiner, who lives with Tebow, told news media after the game: "That's my roommate. I love him. We've grown close. That's not the first time I've kissed him." When asked if he's kissed other men, Joiner replied, "Not many. Probably just my dad and Tim Tebow."
Now see? That is just sweet.
"The truth of the matter is we could all learn something from Tebow and Joiner’s kiss...The bond that these players share and the fact that they’re more emotionally linked as brothers, not mere coworkers, is something to strive for in everyday life." [Source]
And I don't see the big deal with showing teammates affection. When Mandy and I played sports we did it all the time. Playful ass slaps, chest bumps, pillow fights, brushing each others hair...I don't see anything out of the ordinary with any of that.
Here's the video:
And sadly no, there is no video of Mandy and I. Sorry.
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O.J. SIMPSON'S GIRLFRIEND IS ELEGANT, ALMOST CERTAINLY CRAZY
1 Comments Published by mandy on 9/17/2007 at 22:42.
Meet Christie Prody. In addition to being jaw-droppingly beautiful (those eyebrows! that hair!), infinitely classy and cultured, super intelligent, and having the most perfect natural rack of all time, a cursory search of Google reveals the following interesting facts about Christie:
- She's 31
- She's a former aesthetician and cocktail waitress
- She and OJ have had an on/off whirlwind romance over the past 10 years:
Jan. 2001 Police are summoned to Simpson's home after a neighbor called to report an argument. Prody told police Simpson was angry that she came home late. No charges are filed. Sept. 2000 Prody accused Simpson of using a key to break into her home, erase a message on her answering machine and take a letter. She called police but did not press charges. May 2000 Police are called to a Miami hotel after Simpson and Prody got into a loud dispute and Prody allegedly slapped and kicked him. Simpson refused to press charges. Oct. 1999 Police respond to a 911 call Simpson placed from Prody's house. According to a police report, Simpson said Prody had been on a cocaine binge. Simpson later calls that a misunderstanding. (Source)
- She kills kittens
- 4 years into their relationship she and OJ split up and she sold a story to the National Enquirer about how OJ confessed to killing Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman to her. Then she got back together with him.
- And here's a heartfelt interview with the two of them summing up their relationship.
So...the greatest love story of all time....Romeo & Juliet? Antony & Cleopatra? Taylor & Burton? Bogie & Bacall? Tracy & Hepburn? John & Yoko? Nay people, I say to you Simpson & Prody.
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According to a new survey, the Pittsburgh Steelers have the largest base of female fans in the NFL.
Pittsburgh is the runaway leader, with 34 percent of the women living in the Steelers' market identifying themselves as fans. Green Bay was second with 29.4 percent, but no other market surveyed had even one-quarter of its women identify themselves as fans.
Buffalo was third with 23.7 percent, followed by Cincinnati (22.8 percent), Kansas City (22.4 percent), Jacksonville (21.7 percent), Baltimore and Boston (21.5 percent) and Denver, Tampa-St. Petersburg and Washington, D.C. (20.9 percent).
Nationally, the average was 16 percent, which means that Pittsburgh has more than twice the number of female pro football fans than the average market, based on the survey's results.
And based on further extensive research with a mirror, I've also concluded that the Steelers have the most attractive fans in the NFL.
As for the men
Among men, Pittsburgh was second only to Green Bay in the percentage of fans -- 38 percent of the men in Green Bay identified themselves as fans, compared to 35.1 percent in Pittsburgh. Also in the top 10 were Jacksonville (34.9 percent), Boston and Denver (33.3); Buffalo, Indianapolis, Kansas City and Philadelphia (32.1) and Cincinnati (31.5).
Which all only furthers my argument that the Pittsburgh Steelers are the greatest, most loved team of all time. What's that you say about the Cowboys Lauren? Hmm... I don't even see them on the list.... "America's Team" my perfectly sculpted, Steeler-lovin' ass.
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So this week in sports we've learned that Bill Belichick is an asshole, OJ Simpson is the master of bad decision making, and that the Cincinnati Bengals can never stay out of trouble no matter how hard they try. Or in essence, we've learned absolutely nothing that we didn't already know.
A woman and her toddler son were bitten Thursday morning by a dog at a home owned by Cincinnati Bengal Deltha O’Neal. Police said a woman called 911 shortly after 8:30 a.m. and asked for help, but investigators said she hung up before officers were able to obtain her address.
Investigators said O’Neal was not at the home when the dog, a Rottweiler, bit the pair but returned to take them to the hospital. The dog has been taken into police custody and the incident remains under investigation... If the dog is determined to be O'Neal's, authorities said he could be cited for failure to obtain proper licensing for the animal.
When reached for comment by Girls Gone Sports O'Neal stated simply "Your move Joey Porter."
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BREAKING NEWS: ANNA KOURNIKOVA STILL HOT, WEARING A RED DRESS
3 Comments Published by mandy on at 15:19.
Even more pics at [Hollywood Tuna]
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OJ Simpson was questioned by Las Vegas police today after he allegedly broke into the Palace Station casino last night and stole a shitload of sports memorabilia from an auction house owner at gunpoint. OJ claims that the memorabilia was his and pretty much admitted to the Associated Press that he took it:
Simpson told The Associated Press an auction house owner called him several weeks ago to say some collectors "have a lot of your stuff and they don't want anyone to know they are selling it."
Simpson, who was in Las Vegas for a friend's wedding, said he arranged to meet the auction house owner. Simpson said he was conducting a "sting operation" to collect his belongings when he was escorted into the room at the Palace Station casino.
Wow, a "sting operation"? Really Nordberg? Not surprisingly the auction house owner told a slightly different story to TMZ:
Beardsley tells TMZ he had arranged to meet with someone last night who was interested in buying the suit and other Simpson memorabilia. Beardsley says the man was actually a member of Simpson's crew. He says the men stormed the room, two of them with guns drawn.Man, oh man. That OJ Simpson is just incorrigible. 60 years old and still being suspected of felonies on a regular basis. I could write something about how shocking this entire thing is, but is anyone really shocked by anything OJ does anymore? Let's just all sit back and wait for his thrilling book If I Did Rob the Palace Station Casino... to come out. It's really his only logical next step.
Beardsley says the men claimed to be police officers. OJ and others demanded that Beardsley and two other men surrender their cell phones. Beardsley refused to do so. Beardsley says the group stole every piece of memorabilia in the room, including items signed by Joe Montana. They also took a case of never-released leather editions of Simpson's book, "I Want to Tell You."
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Mac S. Tichner and Darren Podolak...future panty creamers? Probably not.
Police came to the house when "loud music" was heard from their patrol car. They found underage drinking, kegs, liquor, drunk 17-year-olds, beer pong, and a girl who's BAC was 3x's the legal limit to drive in Pennsylvania. Sounds like a real rager.
Psh. Amateurs. Arrested before midnight and already wasted. Someone needs to teach the swimmers up there how to hold their booze and keep their music down.
Labels: chronic alcoholism, douchebags, party party party, the slammer
